Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

If I Were You/Eye of the Beholder (1987)

Corey Burton: Gruffi Gummi, Toadwart

Quotes 

• Cubbi Gummi : Boy, Tummi's sure acting weird.

  Sunni Gummi : He certainly sounds different. Maybe he's sick.

  Grammi Gummi : [gazing sadly at it]  He didn't touch my asparagus pie. He's just not acting like himself.

  Gruffi Gummi : Yeah, he's developing taste.

  [Grammi throws the pie in his face] 

• Malsinger : All I need is a suitable subject.

  Toadwart : Busy Toadie just leaving to hose down moat monster.

• Duke Igthorn : Haven't you ever wanted to change places with me?

  Toadwart : Not humble Toadie.

• Duke Igthorn : [as Tummi]  Now grab that bear!

  [the ogres grab him] 

  Duke Igthorn : No, not me, you dolts!

  Tummi Gummi : [as Igthorn]  Yeah, get that Gummi bear.

  Toadwart : Which one of you is my Dukie?

  Tummi Gummi : Uh, I am.

  Duke Igthorn : I am, you spud-mothering jackanape! And don't call me Dukie!

  [kicks his behind] 

  Toadwart : [grinning]  That's our Dukie! Tie up the big, ugly one.

• Zummi Gummi : Oh, dear, I-I hope we weren't too hard on him.

  Gruffi Gummi : Relax, once he smells the food, he'll forget everything else. I'll check up top for him.

• Duke Igthorn : [as Tummi sitting on the door]  Oh, dear. I'm so confused. I've forgotten my way home... This is getting me nowhere; doesn't this bear have any friends?

  Gruffi Gummi : [opens it to send him flying and knocked against a nearby tree]  Will ya look at that? We're killin' ourselves workin' on a surprise, and he's so bored, he's takin' a nap.

• Toadwart : I want those cups clean in time for pillage-and-burn practice.

• Toadwart : Who on guard duty now?

  [one of the sleeping ogres yawns] 

  Toadwart : Well, carry on then.

• Toadwart : If Dukie come back and find Dukie gone, I'll be licking floors for years.

• Zummi Gummi : I'll stop him spith a well... uh, with a spell.

  Gruffi Gummi : Come on, kid, he's gonna be a while.

• Gruffi Gummi : Careful. We don't know who we're dealing with here.

  Tummi Gummi : Is there anything left to eat?

  Grammi Gummi : That's my Tummi.

• Duke Igthorn : [last lines: "If I Were You"]  Untie me, Toadwart, so I can show you my generosity.

  Toadwart : Toadie have better idea, Your Furiosity. We go now and prepare your homecoming!

  Duke Igthorn : Come back here, you toads, GET ME OUT OF THIS!

• Gad : [last lines: "If I Were You"]  Better untie Dukie.

  Toadwart : Me?

  Duke Igthorn : Yes, untie me, Toadwart, so I can show you my gratitude.

  Toadwart : Toadie have better idea, Your Furiosity. We go now and prepare your homecoming!

  [Toadwart runs away with the other ogres] 

  Duke Igthorn : Come back here, you toads, GET ME OUT OF THIS!

• Toadwart : [the ogres are tying up Igthorn]  You sorry you messed with Toadie now, eh, Gummi Bear?

  Duke Igthorn : I'm not the Gummi Bear, I'm me, you miserable, little...

  Gad : You not fool us again.

  Zook : Nope. Dukie be happy with us.

  Duke Igthorn : Happy? Untie me and I'II show you how happy I am, you cow-brained sons of a wart-seller! I'm going to stick you in the deepest dungeon and feed you on that infernal Gummi Bear's cooking! AND DON'T CALL ME DUKIE!