Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

Too Many Cooks/Just a Tad Smarter (1987)

Corey Burton: Gruffi Gummi, Toadwart

Quotes 

• Tadpole : Tell me, cos, do you dive-bomb all your guests?

  Toadwart : Irritable Igthorn was showing Toadie a painful shortcut to the kitchen.

• Tadpole : And what, pray tell, is an Igthorn?

  Toadwart : The not-so-popular man in charge.

  Tadpole : [Gasps]  A man? You mean, you ogres let one human make your lives so miserable?

• Toadwart : Excuse me, O Igthorned One. There are some ogres here to see you.

  Duke Igthorn : Tell 'em I'm out to lunch.

  Tadpole : You have been for years.

• Toadwart : What now, O Tadpoliness?

• Toadwart : What do the rest os us do, Your Ogreness?

• Tadpole : And afterwards make sure you all take a bath.

  Ogres : [Gasp]  Bath?

  Toadwart : Dukie never made us take itchy baths.

• Toadwart : Toadie sorry, Your Extreme Ogreosity.

• Toadwart : Oh, where, oh, where, has my Dukie gone?

• Toadwart : Poor Toadie will never make drum major now.

• Toadwart : Terrible Tadpole make Dukie look like a ladybug.

• Toadwart : Oh, Your Warm Ankletude, you have returned to me.

• Duke Igthorn : Look, guys, I was wrong to treat you so badly. No more courtyard-licking, I promise.

  [the ogres murmur in consideration] 

  Duke Igthorn : No more sleeping in the moat.

  Toadwart : [they murmur again; tugging his sock on his ankle]  Tell 'em no more baths.

  Duke Igthorn : And of course no more baths.

  Ogre : Whoa, Dukey really nice.

• Duke Igthorn : Let go, you pint-sized cur. I haven't eaten for two days.

  [the Gummis see Igthorn struggling with a fox over a bone] 

  Cubbi Gummi : It's Iggie! He looks terrible.

  [Igthorn loses his grip and topples into a mud puddle] 

  Duke Igthorn : [beating the ground]  It's not fair, not fair, not fair! I want my kingdom back!

  Gruffi Gummi : This is pathetic.