- [last lines: "Just a Tad Smarter"]
- Grammi Gummi: And they lived *painfully* ever after!
- [everybody laughs]
- Tummi Gummi: I don't wanna miss any of the sweet ones.
- Cubbi Gummi: Yeah. Grammi's chestnut pies need all the help they can get.
- Tummi Gummi: Besides, I need some for my personal use.
- Cubbi Gummi: Exactly. And if the mountain won't come to the Gummi...
- Sunni Gummi: The Gummi goes to the mountain. Come on.
- [they head off]
- Tummi Gummi: What mountain?
- Sunni Gummi: We can cook a batch and sneak away with it long before our time's up.
- Tummi Gummi: If we get caught, our time's really gonna be up.
- Tummi Gummi: [last lines: "Too Many Cooks"] You know, vegetables for desert are starting to look better and better.
- Duke Igthorn: You tree-stumps get busy or I'll feed you, TO THE MOAT MONSTER!
- [the ogres start licking the courtyard clean]
- Duke Igthorn: Ah, the poor devils just can't resist the old Igthorn charm.
- Toadwart: Excuse me, O Igthorned One. There are some ogres here to see you.
- Duke Igthorn: Tell 'em I'm out to lunch.
- Tadpole: You have been for years.
- Duke Igthorn: [sobbing] Oh, this is too unkind. First humiliated by ogres, then laughed at by fairy tale bears!
- [Grammi pinches his nose, hard]
- Duke Igthorn: Ouch!
- Grammi Gummi: Grow up, Iggy, and pay attention! We're here to help you get your kingdom back.
- Duke Igthorn: You, help me?
- Sunni Gummi: That's what I said.
- Duke Igthorn: [Tadpole struggles to move around with a robe much too long by adjusting the top] Leadership weighing heavy on your shoulders, Tadpole?
- Duke Igthorn: Look, guys, I was wrong to treat you so badly. No more courtyard-licking, I promise.
- [the ogres murmur in consideration]
- Duke Igthorn: No more sleeping in the moat.
- Toadwart: [they murmur again; tugging his sock on his ankle] Tell 'em no more baths.
- Duke Igthorn: And of course no more baths.
- Ogre: Whoa, Dukey really nice.
- Duke Igthorn: Let go, you pint-sized cur. I haven't eaten for two days.
- [the Gummis see Igthorn struggling with a fox over a bone]
- Cubbi Gummi: It's Iggie! He looks terrible.
- [Igthorn loses his grip and topples into a mud puddle]
- Duke Igthorn: [beating the ground] It's not fair, not fair, not fair! I want my kingdom back!
- Gruffi Gummi: This is pathetic.
- Cubbi Gummi: For paunch's imperial taffy, I'd risk anything. It hugs your teeth, tickles your tongue...