It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Gives Back (2006)
Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly
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Quotes
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Waitress : I wrote down my phone number. Please. Please, Charlie. Please don't make me regret giving this to you.
Charlie Kelly : No, absolute... absolutely not. No, this will be a platonic sponsor-sponsoree kind of thing.
[waitress gives Charlie her phone number]
Charlie Kelly : [upon reading it, muttering to himself] Oh. No shit! I was so close.
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Charlie Kelly : Yeah... I'm not an alcoholic, actually... Yeah... I'm only here because I got a little drunk and I threw a flaming bag of feces into a building and I kind of burnt it down a little bit, you know, but I wasn't trying to burn it down. I was trying to make the place smell really bad and get rid of this guy... this guy knows what I'm talking about.
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Charlie Kelly : I have 248 hours of, uh...
Mac : [helping Charlie read] Interstate.
Charlie Kelly : Inter... Interstate...
Mac : Sanitation. Jesus Christ.
Charlie Kelly : Interstate sanitation. What is that?
Dennis Reynolds : The guys in the orange vests who pick up trash.
Charlie Kelly : Oh, my God. And what is this about the AA?
Mac : Alcoholics Anonymous.
Charlie Kelly : For...
Mac : Six!
Dee Reynolds : Oh, my God.
Mac : Months!