It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Gives Back (2006)

Calvin Tran: Flip Flop Kid

Quotes 

• Dennis Reynolds : Flop, come here for a second.

  [Dennis gives him a pair of boots] 

  Dennis Reynolds : All right, these are for you. And there's a steel toe in there. Don't be afraid to use it.

  Flip Flop Kid : Thanks, Dad!

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm not your dad.

• [Flip Flop Kid runs up to Dennis with a soda in his hand] 

  Dennis Reynolds : What the hell is that?

  Flip Flop Kid : I don't know.

  Dennis Reynolds : It's diet.

  Flip Flop Kid : Oh.

  Dennis Reynolds : Does it look like I need to be on a diet?

  Flip Flop Kid : I don't know.

  Dennis Reynolds : Terrible. Take a lap.