- [Kyrano and Parker are "discussing" who should serve drinks]
- Kyrano: It is *my* duty to serve the drinks, Mr. Parker.
- Parker: Yes. But I thought you'd like to see how it's *really* done.
- Kyrano: I have had no complains on my service from Mr. Tracy so far.
- Parker: I'm quite sure he appreciates that you're doing it to the best of your ability, Kyrano.
- Kyrano: [pulling the tray back] I *always* have the honour to serve this household.
- Parker: [pulling the tray back] Ah, but you don't *always* have a butler from one of England's stately homes.
- Kyrano: [pulling the tray harder] Forgive me, but I *insist*!
- Parker: [pulling the tray harder still] Take your *hands* off my tray!
- [the tray overbalances and all drinks fall off]
- Jeff Tracy: [hearing the drink glasses breaking] From the sound of it, we're going to stay thirsty.
- Lady Penelope: Alan, what's wrong?
- Alan Tracy: It's an emergency! An emergency!
- Lady Penelope: You mean... you mean a rescue?
- Alan Tracy: That's just what it is! A rescue!
- Lady Penelope: Oh, you've got to let me in on it, Alan!
- Alan Tracy: Sure!
- Lady Penelope: What's happened?
- Alan Tracy: It's Scott. And I don't know whether we can save him.
- Lady Penelope: Well, what are we waiting for? Alert Thunderbird 1! Um, Thunderbird 2! Where's Jeff? Why isn't he here? Parker! The Rolls! Oh, Alan, what's the procedure, I don't know it?
- [Virgil and Gordon then come into the room laughing and Lady Penelope realises that they were playing a joke on her]
- Lady Penelope: Why, you young rascals! You really had me believe it.
- Gordon Tracy: Uh, sorry, Lady Penelope. We just couldn't resist it.
- Virgil Tracy: Yeah, guess we're as bored as you.
- Lady Penelope: Well, at least Scott isn't in any trouble.
- Gordon Tracy: That's just where you're wrong. In fact, it gave us the idea.
- Virgil Tracy: Grandma caught him sampling a special cake she baked for tonight.
- Alan Tracy: [jokingly] Yes, ma'am. Scott really does need rescuing.
- [Alan, Virgil and Gordon laugh]
- [Wade and Collins finish the routine check of their atomic plant in the Sahara Desert]
- Reactor Controller Collins: Finished the routine check?
- Reactor Controller Wade: Yep. All completed.
- Reactor Controller Collins: [looks outside the window at the results] Oh, it's fantastic, isn't it? Not so long ago, this whole area was a desert. And now look at it.
- Reactor Controller Wade: Well, that's the idea of the scheme: Process the sea and oceans with atomic energy and fresh water, and then pump it out into the earth's deserts.
- Reactor Controller Collins: And this whole section handled by just the two of us.
- Reactor Controller Wade: Yep, just the two of us. And one fully automated atomic station.
- [the Hood has stolen the Mighty Atom - a camera hidden inside a radio-controlled mouse - and believes it contains photographs of the Thunderbird machines]
- The Hood: [triumphantly] At last, I have the information I require. And now, the secrets of International Rescue!
- [the Hood turns the projector on]
- The Hood: [in shock] I don't believe it!
- [the projector shows photographs of Lady Penelope screaming at the mouse]
- The Hood: [thumping the mouse] You stupid, foolish, idiotic failure!