- Parker: [drinking from a tankard] Ain't ya got my grub ready yet, Lil?
- [Lil, Lady Penelope's cook, turns to Parker]
- Lil: [irritated] What's the matter with you? I've only got one pair of 'ands, ain't I?
- Parker: [laughing] Wasting your time here, girl... if you got more, you'd make a few bob in a circus, wouldn't ya!
- [Parker laughs more and coughs]
- Lil: Now...
- Parker: What are you getting for their nibs, then?
- Lil: None of your business.
- Parker: [angrily] Hello, hello! You wanna keep your shirt on!
- Lil: [snarkily] Hark, who's talkin'!
- Parker: [laughing again] Still, don't blame ya not tellin' me! If I cooked like you, I wouldn't shout about it neither!
- Lil: [condescendingly] Now, listen 'ere, Nosey!
- Parker: [snobbishly] Hey! Manners, manners! Mister *Parker*, if you don't mind!
- Lil: All right then, Mister *Nosey* Parker. I've slaving over this all day!
- Parker: Oh, come off it, Lil, I was only pulling your leg!
- [Lambert, a worker trapped in the Bank of England's vault, is trying to call International Rescue, when there is a blast from a wall in the vault]
- Virgil Tracy: We're through!
- Lambert: [stammering] Who... who are you?
- Virgil Tracy: [to Lambert] You okay?
- Alan: Yes, we just made it. We're International Rescue.
- Lambert: [in amazement] International Rescue? I knew you were highly efficient, but... this is ridiculous!
- Lady Penelope: Would you like Parker to take your briefcase?
- Lord Silton: No thank you. It *never* leaves my side, you know. Everywhere I go.
- [a beeping noise emits from Lord Silton's briefcase, just as Parker is carrying a tray of coffee into the room]
- Lord Silton: Good heavens!
- Lady Penelope: What's that noise? What is it?
- Lord Silton: It's the emergency call system. I am wanted at the bank immediately.
- Lady Penelope: Emergency? You mean the bank has been robbed?
- Lord Silton: It could be.
- Parker: [throwing the coffee tray in shock] Bank robbery?
- [the coffee splashes onto Lord Silton]
- Lord Silton: [angrily, to Parker] You clumsy nincompoop!