Saved by the Bell (TV Series)
Screech's Birthday (1992)
Lark Voorhies: Lisa Turtle
Quotes
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Lisa Turtle : I'm trying out for the drama festival. Do you believe me as a Southern belle?
A.C. Slater : No, but I believe you as a northern ding-dong.
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Zack Morris : Wait. I've got it. This is genius. Today, we'll give Screech a surprise party.
A.C. Slater : But his birthday was yesterday.
Lisa Turtle : That's the surprise.
Zack Morris : Now this will make Bayside history. It won't be just any surprise party. It'll be the most daring birthday party ever!
Kelly Kapowski : Sounds exciting.
Jessie Spano : Wait, I don't know about this. It sounds dangerous. I'm getting nervous!
A.C. Slater : Will someone shoot her with a tranquilizer dart?
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Lisa Turtle : [Pretending to bicker] Oh, you guys don't stand a chance. I'm gonna win that drama festival.
Jessie Spano : Oh, no way! My Joan of Arc will light up the stage!
Kelly Kapowski : Only if they burn you at the stake!