Lupin the Third (TV Series)

Hitler's Legacy (1977)

Tony Oliver: Arsène Lupin III

Quotes 

• [the briefcase containing Hitler's legacy just holds Hitler's report cards and other schoolwork papers] 

  Arsène Lupin III : This was his secret stash? He murders half the world and he's ashamed of THIS?

• Arsène Lupin III : [about Cloitzen Genhalter]  The bad news is he's in East Berlin.

  Fujiko Mine : What? East Berlin? Isn't that a little ironic?

  Arsène Lupin III : War's over, guy says, "Hey, they may be Commies, but at least they're fellow homicidal totalitarians."

• Arsène Lupin III : [shivering]  I still don't get why it took you guys 20 minutes to haul me back on board.

  Fujiko Mine : Actually, we could've had you out a lot sooner, lover, but everybody agreed that cold water was exactly what was needed to cure your... voyeurism.

  Daisuke Jigen : In fact, we're gonna keep some handy.

• Fujiko Mine : Hmm, they'll let us through to the East Side. That's no problem, but we can't take anything suspicious with us to help us get our guest back over.

  Arsène Lupin III : I know. We just need to... You know, I mean, the answer's always out there if you just...

  [watches some birds fly by the window] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Hey. What if we just flap our wings?

  [everyone face-faults] 

• Arsène Lupin III : Someday they're gonna tear down this wall and the world will be safe for crooks!

• [using a fishing rod, Lupin attempts to pull a towel off a woman who is sunbathing] 

  Fujiko Mine : Lupin!

  Arsène Lupin III : Yeah? You rang?

  Daisuke Jigen : We didn't come to Germany so you could be a peeping tom, ya know.

  Arsène Lupin III : Hey, I told you guys I'd reveal everything once we got over here. Doesn't this qualify?

• Arsène Lupin III : Walls are like rules, they're both just there to get over.

• Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : [eagerly getting out his camera]  Now, be a pal and pose with those transvestites. Come on, it's for my scrapbook.

  Kitakoji : I'd never do that. I'm a police officer.

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Fine, fine, whatever. But don't just stand there like a big stiff. Smile at least, or something. Come on.

  Kitakoji : This is my smile.

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : [sarcastically]  Big surprise.

• Arsène Lupin III : I oughta take Rip Van Shicklgruber here and throw him back over the wall!

• Goemon Ishikawa XIII : The moon is too bright for my liking.

  [He gets out his sword and makes a slicing motion. The moon appears to be sliced in half] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Did I just see what I...?

  [the moon comes out from behind a cloud] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Never mind.