- [the briefcase containing Hitler's legacy just holds Hitler's report cards and other schoolwork papers]
- Arsène Lupin III: This was his secret stash? He murders half the world and he's ashamed of THIS?
- Arsène Lupin III: [about Cloitzen Genhalter] The bad news is he's in East Berlin.
- Fujiko Mine: What? East Berlin? Isn't that a little ironic?
- Arsène Lupin III: War's over, guy says, "Hey, they may be Commies, but at least they're fellow homicidal totalitarians."
- Arsène Lupin III: [shivering] I still don't get why it took you guys 20 minutes to haul me back on board.
- Fujiko Mine: Actually, we could've had you out a lot sooner, lover, but everybody agreed that cold water was exactly what was needed to cure your... voyeurism.
- Daisuke Jigen: In fact, we're gonna keep some handy.
- Fujiko Mine: Hmm, they'll let us through to the East Side. That's no problem, but we can't take anything suspicious with us to help us get our guest back over.
- Arsène Lupin III: I know. We just need to... You know, I mean, the answer's always out there if you just...
- [watches some birds fly by the window]
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey. What if we just flap our wings?
- [everyone face-faults]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [seized by West Berlin police] Hey, get off me! I almost had him this time, but what the hell do you care? I know, you're only following orders!
- [He mocks the officers with a Roman salute]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Sieg Heil!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: There is no damn evidence. There's no damn crime yet. I just got a tip there were here in Berlin. Jerk.
- [using a fishing rod, Lupin attempts to pull a towel off a woman who is sunbathing]
- Fujiko Mine: Lupin!
- Arsène Lupin III: Yeah? You rang?
- Daisuke Jigen: We didn't come to Germany so you could be a peeping tom, ya know.
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, I told you guys I'd reveal everything once we got over here. Doesn't this qualify?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [eagerly getting out his camera] Now, be a pal and pose with those transvestites. Come on, it's for my scrapbook.
- Kitakoji: I'd never do that. I'm a police officer.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Fine, fine, whatever. But don't just stand there like a big stiff. Smile at least, or something. Come on.
- Kitakoji: This is my smile.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [sarcastically] Big surprise.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: The moon is too bright for my liking.
- [He gets out his sword and makes a slicing motion. The moon appears to be sliced in half]
- Arsène Lupin III: Did I just see what I...?
- [the moon comes out from behind a cloud]
- Arsène Lupin III: Never mind.
- Kitakoji: Then we should ask the Berlin Police to put them on the wanted list.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Hmm. It must be hard for an academic snob like you to understand, but...
- [Kitakoji gapes]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Lupin doesn't just get caught by a police net.