SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

No Free Rides/I'm Your Biggest Fanatic (2001)

Mary Jo Catlett: Mrs. Poppy Puff

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay, Mrs. Puff. How many points was that?

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : Six.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Whooooo! And how many points do I need to pass?

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : Six.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Whooooo...

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : ...Hundred.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Wha?

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : Six hundred. You need six hundred to pass. You got six.

• [Mrs. Puff, who has concealed herself with a ski mask, drives away in SpongeBob's new boat. Unbeknownst to her, SpongeBob is sleeping peacefully beneath her. Finally he wakes up. He opens his eyes and looks at the sky] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, I'm driving!

  [Puzzled, he and Mrs. Puff look at each other and scream. SpongeBob squeezes himself from out underneath Mrs. Puff. The pufferfish drives on] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Who are you and what are you doing with my boat, and why are wearing that ski mask? Because you're not skiing? Oh my gosh, I know who you are!

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : [scared]  No you don't! You don't know who I am!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes, I do. I know that you're... a boat-jacker!

  [He gets out a can of pepper spray] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray.

  [He squeezes the pepper spray, but he points it in the wrong direction by mistake and pepper sprays his own eyes. He squeals in pain] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : SOMEBODY HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

  [Mrs. Puff punts SpongeBob out of the boat] 

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : Sorry, SpongeBob, but it was for your own good.

  [She notices to her alarm that SpongeBob is pacing her on a unicycle]