SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Sponge Who Could Fly (2003)

Stephen Hillenburg: Potty, Miner

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Quotes 

• Patchy the Pirate : That's it? That's the lost episode? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!

  Potty : What a rip.

  Patchy the Pirate : [Growls as his face turns red and steam blows from his ears]  SPONGEBOB BETRAYED US!

• Patchy the Pirate : I can't believe I lost the lost episode. I've never lost anything in my life!

  Potty : What about your leg?

  Patchy the Pirate : Well, the leg...

  Potty : And the eye.

  Patchy the Pirate : And the eye...

  Potty : And your hand!

  Patchy the Pirate : And my... oh, stop it!

• Patchy the Pirate : [the episode just ended]  Wow wasn't that great kids?

  Potty : Let's watch it again.

  Patchy the Pirate : That's a good idea Potty. What where's the remote? Where's the remote?

  [stands up] 

  Patchy the Pirate : I've lost my remote you know they should make them easy to

  [a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on his head causing him to faint] 

  Patchy the Pirate : [Picks up the brick and sees the remote is attached to it]  My remote

  [goes to the window] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Thanks stranger.

  Mrs. Johnson : Don't mention it Patchy.

  [takes off in her jetpack wheelchair] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Alright now which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind?

  [hits a button and it turns to a channel with a clown juggling] 

  Patchy the Pirate : No that's not it.

  [hits another button and turns to the weather channel] 

  Newscaster : As for Encino.

  Patchy the Pirate : No wrong again

  [hits another button shows a western film, hits another button shows a football game, hits another button and shows a flower the starts rapidly hitting buttons on the remote] 

  Potty : Let me do it.

  [grabs the remote] 

  Patchy the Pirate : No get away.

  [Potty hits a button and everything goes dark] 

  Patchy the Pirate : That's the light switch!

  [hits a button and the lights turn on] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Give me that.

  [hits a button and a mariachi band appears in front of the fireplace and start playing a festive song] 

  Potty : That's the mariachi band button.

  Patchy the Pirate : [annoyed]  I hate Technology!

  [the camera pans over in each one of the mariachi band players playing away then cuts back to Patchy still hitting buttons on the remote and getting increasingly frustrated] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Come on rewind darn you!

  [the VCR malfunctions and starts spitting the tape out] 

  Potty : Failure Ahoy!

  Patchy the Pirate : [runs over to the VCR]  No Stop! Stop!

  [grabs the film and tries putting it back in but gets the tape tangled] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Go back you infernal machine! Ahhhh!

  [falls overs and is incased in the tape] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Oh No! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever!

  Potty : Lost forever.

• Patchy the Pirate : [throws a meltdown and starts knocking pictures off the wall]  Ahhh I'm sorry I started this stupid fan club in the first place.

  [runs into his room and begins throwing SpongeBob merchandise all over the place] 

  Patchy the Pirate : I'm going to get rid of all my SpongeBob stuff! All of it! All of it!

  [reaches down his pants and rips off his SpongeBob boxers] 

  Patchy the Pirate : All of it! I'm going to run away that's what I'll do run away!

  [runs out the door sobbing] 

  Potty : Shesh what a hothead.

  TV Announcer : [the TV shows a new screen with the text "SpongeBob SquarePants Episode 118 The Real Lost Episode" starting in 22 seconds and is counting down]  And now the real lost episode.

  Potty : Patchy come back there's more.

  Patchy the Pirate : There is?

  [his meltdown goes in reverse as he returns to his chair] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Hooray! Let's watch.

  [the episode starts]