- Gomer Pyle: [Barney is upset with Gomer and walks out, refusing to speak to him] What's the matter with Barney?
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, Gomer, Barney's been bitten by the green-eyed monster.
- Gomer Pyle: He has? Well, they got some stuff down at the drugstore that'll keep 'em off of you. One fell on me just yesterday!