- Laura: [seductively] Hi, Steve.
- Steve Urkel: Hi, Laura,
- Laura: You know, I shouldn't be mingling with the opposition, but I just wanted to tell you how handsome you look under fluorescent lighting.
- Steve Urkel: [confused] Really?
- Laura: Yeah. And, I just wanted to wish you good luck.
- Steve Urkel: Thank you.
- Laura: [grabbing his arm] Ooh! My, what strong arms.
- [Steve drops his bowling ball and begins hyperventilating]
- Carl: Steve? Steve?
- Steve Urkel: Sh-she touched me, Carl! I can't breathe! All the pins look like Laura!