Family Matters (TV Series)

Cousin Urkel (1990)

Kellie Shanygne Williams: Laura Winslow

Quotes 

• Laura : So, Myrtle, how long are you gonna be around?

  Myrtle Urkel : Oh, just two weeks. My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me.

  Rachel Crawford : Sort of an Urkel Exchange Program?

  Myrtle Urkel : Exactly, honey!

• [Steve and Carl are playing Gin Rummy when an infuriated, Eddie and Laura come into the house.] 

  Laura Lee Winslow : It was just a little practical joke.

  Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Well it wasn't funny. How would you like it if I put Jheri Curl in your deodorant?

• [Steve has just fallen off the tree and onto the Coopers' pet Doberman, Damien. Carl enters her room with Eddie, who is struggling to stifle his laughter.] 

  Carl Otis Winslow : Laura, what's going on in here?

  Laura Lee Winslow : Well I guess Steve was practicing his accordion. He woke me up too.

  Carl Otis Winslow : That boy is Looney Tunes. Well if he does it again, I'm gonna grab his bellows and make a wish.