Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)
Daitôryo e no okurimono (1977)
Dan Lorge: Inspector Kouichi Zenigata
Quotes
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[Zenigata receives a letter]
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : What? A letter? Nice! I wonder if it's from Mother...
[checks the sender's name]
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : LUPIN?
[tears the envelope and reads the letter inside]
Arsène Lupin III : "Hey, Pops, you know that famous bottle of wine that's going to Washington for the President? Well, it's not. Catch you later, Lupin. P.S. Don't you EVER take that coat off?"
[Zenigata storms around the room in a rage]
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : That no-good thief's just taunting me! Damn you!
[hurls the bread into a car, wrecking it]
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[Zenigata is having lunch in Paris]
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : A big glass of cheap wine, bread you can break your teeth on and they call this eating! No wonder they can't win a war...
[He laughs and falls off his chair]
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Ow. I'd kill for a double cheeseburger and some fries...
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Bordeaux Guard : Just follow me, Inspector Origami.
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Hey, the name's not Origami, it's Zenigata!
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Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : But I'm telling you, I'm the only one in the world who can capture this guy!
Bordeaux Guard : I know what you are saying, but then why have you not captured him?
[Zenigata hesitates]
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Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : How much longer do I have to keep this up?
Bordeaux Guard : It's all up to you, Inspector Epiglottis.
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Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Lieutenant, you think you can get my name right if I promise not to throw up on your shoes?
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Bordeaux Guard : I know my job, Inspector Terra Cotta.
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Zenigata! How many times do I have to tell you?
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Bordeaux Guard : You are twice the hero, Inspector Sanitation.
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Um, well, I mean, uh...
Bordeaux Guard : Modest, too!
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Arsène Lupin III : [in disguise, offering to kiss Zenigata on the cheek] 'Allo! What about me?
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Uh, no thanks. Gotta run. Bye!
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Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : I knew you were settin' me up, Lupin. You had no idea where the bottle was, but I turned the tables on you, Lupin! I had him take me to the wrong place, and now you're hoist on your own whatever you call it.
Arsène Lupin III : [annoyed] Petard! It's called a damn petard!
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Arsène Lupin III : [holding up a lit match] Hungry, Pops? Cause a touch of flame's all we need to make a flatfoot flambé.
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Lupin, please, don't do it!
Arsène Lupin III : Okay, but do me a favor and just marinate a little longer. Thanks, buddy. So long. See ya.