- Samurai Jack: [When he is first asked his name, he relives some guys watching him fighting] They call me... Jack.
- [Upon a planet of enslaved canine beings]
- Jack: I have seen Aku implement these atrocities before, but no more. Even dogs should not be forced to live like dogs.
- Homeslice: Yo, Jack, that was some awesome show.
- Brobot: I have never peered upon moves like that, Jack.
- Cole Lampkin: Word! Jack was all ricochetic and jumpadelic!
- Homeslice: Oh, he's prodigiously acrobatastic!
- Brobot: Word! Word! But then, like, when Jack went all Swiss on them... He was all like... Swig! Swag! Swoop! Man, right through the car! Swigattack, whack, was full on the back, Jack!
- Cole Lampkin: Oh yeah, yeah! And it was all, Swoo... boom! Man, eat that, flugget crunker!
- Homeslice: Yo, then my man just, like, lands all coolish-style. Like, no sweating chill.
- Cole Lampkin: B-but then that gunner wanna come out all ram-a-lam-a-lam-a, and the trashing and all the munching and crunching and snack mixing...
- Brobot: And that fat super-caga-fragilistic-cystic tie, yo!
- Homeslice: Yeah, but Jack's just like, Word, let me get some. Tie, grab. Zoop! I'm out, yo.