- Cadpig: Some cook. She's ordered out for all the food.
- Rolly: I hope there's leftovers!
- Lucky: This is no time to think with your stomach! We've got to expose her as a phony.
- Cadpig: Maybe we should take out her take out.
- Lucky: Huh. Maybe we *should* think with Rolly's stomach.
- Rolly: Oh, papa! I think I like what you're thinking!
- Jasper: [singing] We've got a singing telegram for Nanny... Nanny... From her sister in a jam in a great big way.
- Horace: [singing] Add a broken "B". I picked a fight, you see. I won the fight, but I broke my knee. Need your help. Love, Franny.
- Nanny: Oh, awful! Just awful!
- Jasper: Could've been worse. We also do strip-o-grams.
- Nanny: I was talking about my sister!
- Horace: Ah, so, are we working for the real fake you or the fake real you?
- Cruella de Vil: Oh, you nitwits. I'm talking about the real fake real me. Oh, just fake it.
- Cyndee: Say, what's a tasty little pork chop like you doing in a swamp like this?
- Dumpling: [unafraid] You don't scare me, Cyndee. I'm on a mission for 'Snake-Stomper'.
- Cyndee: Snake-Stomper?
- Dumpling: He ordered me to find some mushrooms for his supper, and if he doesn't get 'em, he'll come out here and beat you up, again.
- Cyndee: Really. Well tell me more about this Snake-Stomper.
- [first lines]
- Mooch: [Mooch has stolen Rolly's bone] Aged to perfection, with a saucy bouquet of pond scum.
- Rolly: Mooch, give me that. It's mine.
- Rolly: What'cha gonna do about it, WIDE guy?
- Wizzer: Good one, Mooch.
- Rolly: Aw, come on, Mooch. I've been saving that bone for weeks. Give it back.
- Mooch: Well, if you want it back so bad, fight for it!