- Carl Winslow: [comes down the stairs dressed as a Chicago Bear] He's at the 10, he's at the 5, he's at...
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: The concession stand.
- Carl Winslow: Come on, Mama, I'm Emmett Smith, and I just scored a touchdown.
- Harriette Winslow: [dressed as a referee] Yeah, but I'm calling it back for holding.
- Carl Winslow: Holding?
- [leans in]
- Carl Winslow: Sweetheart, that was upstairs.
- Richie Crawford: So Mom, what're you supposed to be?
- Rachel Crawford: I'm a flapper, Richie, this is how women dressed in the 1920s.
- Harriette Winslow: Yeah, when she was little.
- Richie Crawford: We can still go trick-or-treating.
- Carl Winslow: No, Richie, it's pouring *and* there's a blackout. Only a fool would be out on a night like this.
- Steve Urkel: [walks in the door] Trick-or-treat!
- [slips on the floor]
- Steve Urkel: Whoa!