- Ben: [after revealing he's Santa Claus] You think I'm nuts, don't you?
- Carl Winslow: Oh no, no no no, you're right, Ben, Christmas *has* become too commercialized, I was just saying the same thing to the Easter bunny.
- Ben: I get it. You're still ticked off about Christmas morning, 1958.
- Carl Winslow: What?
- Ben: I got your 5 letters for the Commander Crash Dodge space helmet... that was one of our hottest items that year, we just ran out. I always felt bad about that, Carl.