- Walter Burkett: Good afternoon, and welcome to the first annual Hilton Jacobs Gumbo Cook-off! Sponsored by Ho's Chinese Chow and Chow's Chinese Hos: an hour later, you'll be hungry for more, and dim sum!
- Haiti Lady: I'll bet the Devil himself couldn't make a better gumbo!
- Thurgood Stubbs: [pleased] You think so?
- Haiti Lady: I could ask.