The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Ah, Wilderness (2006)

Phill Lewis: Mr. Moseby

Quotes 

• Warren : My maple leaf, actually smells like maple.

  Bob : I don't understand why my oak leaf doesn't smell like oak.

  Mr. Moseby : That's because it's poison oak.

  Bob : [quickly drops his leaf]  That must explain the itching.

  Mr. Moseby : That's okay I've got some ointment for that, it is critical that you don't...

  Bob : [grabbing Moesby's arm]  What!

  Mr. Moseby : ...touch anyone.

• Mr. Moseby : Cody, didn't I tell you to tie the food bag up with a rope?

  Cody Martin : Yes, but as a ranking koala bear, I decided to delegate, so I asked Bob to do it.

  Bob : And I asked Warren to do it.

  Warren : And I forgot to do it!