Vapid Shallow Models Must Die! (2006 Video)

Michael Haboush: Digitz

Quotes 

• Digitz : This here's my boss - part-time model, full-time jerk.

• Digitz : You're gonna have to eat the beauty below you in order to survive.

• Digitz : I'm here for the modeling thing.

  B'Jesus : Really? What are you planning to do?

  Digitz : I'd like a couple head shots to, you know, do stuff so I can get jobs.

  B'Jesus : Um, you know it's a hundred seventy-five an hour.

  Digitz : Uh, I thought it was free.

  B'Jesus : Are you kidding? It's one-seventy-five for ugly people like you.

  Digitz : S'cuse me?

• Model Beau : Hey, Lard-Ass!

  Digitz : What?

  Model Beau : I hear you're tryin' to be a photographer!

  Digitz : Yup!

  Model Beau : It's usually the vile, disgusting people like you that's behind the camera!

  Model Beau : You're gon' be sorry you said that!