Family Matters (TV Series)

Stevil II: This Time He's Not Alone (1997)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel

Quotes 

• Stevil : I want your soul!

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Well why don't you take the guy's next door? He's a lawyer! He's never used his!

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Stevil was back and he was coming for my soul!

  Carl Otis Winslow : Oh gee that'd scare me.

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : It would?

  Carl Otis Winslow : Yeah.

  [puts his thumb as his mouth, baby voice] 

  Carl Otis Winslow : If I were five.

• Laura Lee Winslow : Did you get any sleep?

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Yeah, I went to sleep and Stevil made a guest appearance. It was the most terrifying five minutes of my life, second only to watching Lord of the Dance!

• Stevil : We've got plans.

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : What kind of plans? To rob and murder?

  Carlsbad : No, we're going into show business!

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [to Carl]  Worse.

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : I'm not dreaming anymore. I had 8 shots of Espresso, a 6-pack of Jolt Cola, and a large bowl of Froot Loops with extra sugar. You don't sleep, you don't have nightmares.