Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

Oirudara wo nerae (1978)

Michelle Ruff: Fujiko Mine

Quotes 

• [an oil pipeline has been blown up, causing an aftershock that rocks the gang's hotel room] 

  Daisuke Jigen : Yeah, so much for top-notch security.

  Arsène Lupin III : [dreamily]  Ah, security...

  [Lupin is shown to have fallen face-first into Fujiko's cleavage, and is nuzzling her breasts happily to her disgust] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Mmmmm, it's a wonderful thing.

  Fujiko Mine : You're pathetic, you know that?

  [slaps him] 

• Arsène Lupin III : What? But, hey! What about all the money?

  Fujiko Mine : Hey, I wasn't exactly in a strong bargaining position or anything.

  Arsène Lupin III : Yeah, but, couldn't you... You know...

  Fujiko Mine : What, take on the whole group of them in alphabetical order?

  Daisuke Jigen : Well, it's not like it'd be the first time or anything.

• Arsène Lupin III : For centuries, this place was just another remote Middle Eastern backwater. Picturesque, but dirt poor. Easy prey for various warlords, imperialists, and other plagues that swept through here like sandstorms. But then, about a hundred years ago, vast oil fields were discovered here and in a blink of an eye, the country was transformed into a modern nation. And not just any old modern nation, but in fact one of the richest countries in the whole damn world.

  Fujiko Mine : Uh, Professor, is all this going to be on the test?

• [Jigen paces back and forth across the room] 

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : We did everything we could. You know that, Jigen.

  Daisuke Jigen : Yeah, I know, I know.

  Fujiko Mine : Poor Lupin.

  Arsène Lupin III : [from the bathroom]  Oh! Atlantic Ocean!

  [He emerges feebly from the bathroom] 

  Daisuke Jigen : What happened? Are you all right?

  Arsène Lupin III : Yeah. I'm fine.

  [He presents the bomb Lawrence made him swallow] 

  Arsène Lupin III : But that horse laxative almost did me in.