- Arsène Lupin III: I have a confession to make. I'm kinda glad that guy stabbed you.
- Fujiko Mine: You know, Lupin, you probably wouldn't want to put that on a valentine, and yet somehow, it's the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
- Daisuke Jigen: This is either the dumbest idea we've ever had or... No, it probably is.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Two men look out through the same bars. One sees the mud, one the stars.
- Fujiko Mine: Lupin?
- Arsène Lupin III: Hmm?
- Fujiko Mine: Promise me something.
- Arsène Lupin III: What?
- Fujiko Mine: When it comes down to it, you know, at the end, I'd feel better if it was you who took me out.
- Arsène Lupin III: That's asking... a lot, you know.
- General Hess: [to his men] Lupin is to be shot on sight. If you fail, I expect you to shoot each other.
- Arsène Lupin III: [about Zenigata] You can tell he has no idea he's being used.
- Fujiko Mine: I'm sure that's 'cause he has no idea who his new friends are. Those guys are ruthless.
- Arsène Lupin III: That's putting it mildly. The commander out there has tortured his own sister to death for treason. Imagine how he deals with people he doesn't like.
- Arsène Lupin III: I'd been meaning to ask you: How'd that flesh wound of yours heal up?
- Fujiko Mine: I'm as good as new.
- Arsène Lupin III: Really? Ooh...
- [He takes a look between Fujiko's breasts]
- Arsène Lupin III: I'll just...
- [Fujiko yelps and slaps Lupin]
- Fujiko Mine: Lupin!
- [the young man careens down the hill in his wheelchair]
- Arsène Lupin III: Whoa! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- [He screams as he speeds uncontrollably down the hill, passing Jigen and Goemon on the way. Goemon rests by the trunk while Jigen is on one of the branches]
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, we've done all we can for the guy.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: He's on his own this time.
- [Lupin bumps along the dirt path. Zenigata approaches in his direction]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Whoa, what's that?
- [Lupin hurtles in his direction]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Hey, wait a minute!
- Arsène Lupin III: I can't stop!
- [Zenigata runs towards Lupin]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: It's Lupin!
- [Zenigata suddenly runs back the other way]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Hey! Whoa!
- Arsène Lupin III: Pops! Wait! Please help me!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Hey! Get away from me! Get away from me! What are you doing?
- Arsène Lupin III: Help! Help!
- [They crash into each other]
- Generalissimo Hatler: [over the radio] Mobilize the tanks!
- General Hess: Ja wohl!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [gagged with tape] Not the tanks, you big gorilla! Can't you see? That's just what he wants! He thrives on chaos!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: You're coming with me.
- [Fujiko jumps down from a rafter and hits Zenigata on the head from behind with the butt of a rifle. He falls to the floor, dazed]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Ow.
- Fujiko Mine: Clumsy me.