The Addams Family (TV Series)
Dead and Breakfast (1992)
Jeannie Elias: Pugsley Addams
Quotes
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Wednesday Addams : We have to think of something to keep the Inspector busy or he'll shut us down be4 we finish our project!
Pugsley Addams : I'll get the bazooka!
Wednesday Addams : No, we need something worse.
Pugsley Addams : Worse than a bazooka?
Wednesday Addams , Pugsley Addams : Granny!
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[Pugsley holds a spitting cobra at Wednesday]
Wednesday Addams : Stop it! We'll play later!
[Later, Wednesday points a cannon at Pugsley]
Pugsley Addams : You said we didn't have time for playing!
Wednesday Addams : Pardon me, I just get swept away sometimes...
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[Mrs. Quaint asks for a safe to keep her pearls]
Pugsley Addams : Safe? Did you say safe?
[the children show Mrs. Quaint a vast crypt]
Pugsley Addams : [slapping away a tentacle] Not now, Otto, we're busy!
Wednesday Addams : We hid your box behind the cash bundle. Just go straight past the diamonds, then right at the pearl-studded silverware.
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Pugsley Addams : Come on, let's tell them we don't want to open a hotel!
Wednesday Addams : We can't say that. You saw how excited they were. Look at them!
[points out the window]
Pugsley Addams : [looking out] Yeah, you know it's a big deal when Dad rolls out the barbed wire...
Wednesday Addams : Lurch, I need some advice. What should we do?
[Lurch moans]
Wednesday Addams : Do you really think so?
[Lurch moans]
Wednesday Addams : You're right, Lurch! We're Addamses through and through, and everyone knows what that means!
Pugsley Addams : We eat our young?
Wednesday Addams : No, Brain Zero! We never let each other down! It's the Addams way! Hotel management, here we come!
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Pugsley Addams : Imagine, somewhere in our house stalks a wine-stealing, dangerous criminal!
Wednesday Addams : Isn't it great!
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Uncle Fester : Did somebody say crime? That's my middle name!
Wednesday Addams : I thought plumbing was your middle name.
Uncle Fester : But that was last week. I've always been known as a sleuthist!
Pugsley Addams : Wow! Can you help us solve the mystery?
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Pugsley Addams : The silverware's gone... and so's everything else!
Wednesday Addams : We've been plundered, pillaged!
Pugsley Addams : And robbed, too!