The Addams Family (TV Series)

Dead and Breakfast (1992)

Nancy Linari: Morticia Addams

Quotes 

• Morticia Addams : Oh, Gomez, are you thinking what I am?

  Gomez Addams : How could I forget, Tish? Dangerous criminals, a desperate scuffle, trapped hopelessly in hanging cages - QUERIDA!

  Morticia Addams : It was the most romantic night, our twenty-second date...

• Morticia Addams : But wait a while before letting us out, children, your father and I are just getting uncomfortable...

• Morticia Addams : [painting]  Are you ready to finish posing for me, Lurch?

  [Lurch appears in a cavalier's outfit] 

  Morticia Addams : Thank you. Now could you look at me with that boyish twinkle in your eye?

  [Lurch grimaces] 

  Morticia Addams : Perfect.