- Brit Krust: I never get tired of the lime light. Do you, Tiff?
- Tiff Krust: Can't say that I do, girl.
- Brit Krust: I must say I'm impressed. You've taken yesterday's fashion disaster and turned it into today's fashion catastrophy!
- XJ9 a.k.a. 'Jenny': Oh this old thing? I just wear this so I don't freak the locals.
- Brit Krust: [charging up to Jenny with Tiff] These gown are Jean-Phillipe originals. They haven't even debuted in Paris. At this moment it is impossible to be more fashionable than us!
- XJ9 a.k.a. 'Jenny': Oh, looks like Jean-Phillipe is repeating himself. I think I saw those potato sacks in the second-hand store last year.
- Tiff Krust: [about their shredded outfits] Girlfriend, I hate to admit it but our goose is done well cooked! There ain't no way to win against that funkadelic fashion freak. What ever we do, her version is bigger AND better.
- Brit Krust: [laughing about Jenny's failed transformation] Poor thing. Didn't she ever learn not to mix polka-dots and gun-powder.
- XJ9 a.k.a. 'Jenny': Being up on the latest trends is useless unless you can fit the look! And right now the look is thin.
- Sheldon Lee: But removing your weapons system? Are you sure that's such a good idea?
- Brad: Yeah, Jen. It sounds pretty risky.
- XJ9 a.k.a. 'Jenny': [very determined] I don't care! It's better to be fashionable than functional. I want a slim-down look that will make Brit and Tiff look like stuffed sausages. Take it out! Take it all out!
- XJ9 a.k.a. 'Jenny': [about the weapons being gone] There's nothing left?
- Brad: Pretty much.
- Sheldon Lee: I believe your exact words were, "It's better to be fashional than functional."
- Brit Krust: Now she has fashion growing out of her floppy drive? How're we supposed to compete with that?
- Tiff Krust: Don't fret, Tiff. We've been the fashion divas of this school for too long.