- Hazel Burke: In the Baxter's living room with Dorothy sitting there as well, Hazel is asking Harold's teacher why she never got married. "No men in your life?"
- Miss Lewis: I have a lot of men in my life. I'm with 18 men, all single, nearly every day.
- Hazel Burke: Well, for Pete's sake, what's the matter with them? You're a real good-lookin' girl if you just took them glasses off.
- Miss Lewis: Hazel, the men I'm referring to are all 8 years old.
- [Referring to her students]
- Hazel Burke: In the kitchen with Dorothy and their neighbor Stan who tells them his new cook isn't very good. "I knew it the minute I saw her - too skinny. I never saw a good cook yet that didn't jiggle a little."