User Reviews

For quite some time (since I was probably thirteen or fourteen) I've wanted to see a "Star Wars" lesbian sex scene. I can't tell you exactly why this is, just that I've always liked lesbians and I've always liked "Star Wars" and those worlds collided in my head while I was going through puberty. Since that time, I've read fem-slash "Star Wars" fan fiction, I've perused explicit fan art and I've rented adult film rip-offs. None have been exactly what I've wanted. There was a "Star Wars" anime porn rip-off a few years ago that was *okay* but nothing very inspiring. All that has now been forgiven because we have "Porn Wars: Episode One." This film, from the wonderful people at Private, has amazing special effects, an actual story (a rarity in modern porn) and, best of all, a spectacular lesbian scene. There's only one lesbian scene, unfortunately, but it's great. The reasons why it works so well are three-fold: 1) The set and costumes are perfect, with a very "Star Wars" feel to them 2) The women seem really into each and there's a fair amount of kissing and making out (another rarity in lesbian porn scenes) and 3) It has Mya Diamond in it. Mya is perfect as a "Star Wars" heroine and she's just about the hottest woman in porn currently working. Her face is beautiful - gorgeous, even - but also (and here's the important part) *interesting*. She doesn't really look like your average porn star and that's makes the scene that much more exciting. The rest of the film is pretty good: the sex scenes are, for the most part, varied and exciting, the action sequences are pretty cool (for porn) and the story is a fairly good rip-off of "Star Wars" (certainly on the same level as some of those cheap Italian "Star Wars" knock-offs in the early 80s.) The best part of it all: this is only the first episode of three. I say bring 'em on, Private...and include at least one more lesbian scene in each part. Thanks a bunch.