- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: [as Lupin and Jigen fight over what to watch on television] I think we really need to get a second TV.
- Fantômas Mark III: Normally a pestilence such as yourself would be beneath my notice, but I'm afraid fate decreed otherwise at the moment you inadvertently crossed me, Mr. Lupin. Stealing the Punjab ruby of the Royal Family was my plan, but you got there first.
- Arsène Lupin III: Fair enough. Then in the future, I'll just check to make sure your name's not written on stuff before I steal it.
- [Lupin and Fujiko witness Fantômas's destruction across the world]
- Fujiko Mine: Oh, Lupin, I can't bear to watch it. All those banks and jewelry stores just swept away!
- Daisuke Jigen: [while watching Lupin chase Fujiko in space] Oh, man!
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I think it's you who's learned a lesson.
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah? What's that?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Well, when it comes to Fujiko, nothing is too much trouble for Lupin.
- Arsène Lupin III: So, what do you guys do for fun around here? I mean, you know, when you need a break from kidnapping and extortion and stuff? Hey, a golf course would really be perfect here. You could all take turns holding Fantoma's bag or washing his balls.
- Arsène Lupin III: Well, there's a couple of nice spacesuits here. You could try one on and we could play naughty astronaut.
- Fujiko Mine: Cut that out, would you?
- Arsène Lupin III: 'Kay.