Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Uncle (2006)
Connie Nielsen: Detective Dani Beck
Quotes
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[a child has been violently raped and murdered; at the scene, Beck is ready to lose her lunch]
Detective Elliot Stabler : Just so you know, everybody loses it their first kid case.
Detective Dani Beck : I'll get used to it.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Well... when that happens, transfer out.
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Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : Munch, I don't think this guy knows you.
Detective Dani Beck : Who is he?
Detective John Munch : His name is Andrew Munch. You locked up my uncle.
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Landlord : [about Gabriella Travino] She was a beautiful girl living hand to mouth. I offered to do her a favor.
Detective Dani Beck : A favor is when you help someone without asking for anything in return. You offered a tenant free rent in exchange for sex?
Landlord : In America, it's called "quid pro quo."
Detective Elliot Stabler : On the NYPD, it's called solicitation.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : Brent Allen Banks is free.
Detective Dani Beck : Free on bail?
Casey Novak : Free to go and kill again free.
Detective John Munch : Don't tell me this had anything to do with my uncle's meltdown in court yesterday.
Casey Novak : No, though that was special. We just finished the suppression hearing. The bite mark evidence was thrown out.
Detective Dani Beck : Well, get it back in.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Judge already ruled on it.
Casey Novak : And because that evidence was our case, he threw out the indictment.
Detective Dani Beck : How could you let that happen?
Casey Novak : I guess I suck.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Look, the defense trotted out their "I'll say anything for a buck" experts. The judge just got snowed.
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Detective John Munch : [to Stabler and Dani] What did you two goons do to my uncle?
Detective Dani Beck : John, he had blood on him, contact with the victim...
Detective John Munch : So you whip out your collapsible torture stick and give him a good whack to the head?
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Detective John Munch : [to Dani] Did you tell my uncle you were gonna kill Brent Allen Banks?
Detective Dani Beck : No.
Detective John Munch : He says you did.
Detective Dani Beck : Why would he say that?
Detective John Munch : I don't know. That's why I'm asking.
Detective Dani Beck : John, I haven't seen your uncle since he came to take you to lunch last week.
Detective John Munch : What did you talk about?
Detective Dani Beck : Running away to Paris together.
Detective John Munch : But nothing delusional.
Detective Dani Beck : Nothing homicidal.
Detective John Munch : I guess he's not as well as I thought.
Detective Dani Beck : Of course, I want Banks dead.
Detective John Munch : I knew it. You did say that to my uncle!
Detective Dani Beck : No! I said it to the original victim. He must've overheard.
Detective John Munch : You were interviewing her out in the open? Don't you know anything about Special Victims?
Detective Dani Beck : I was bonding with a victim. I know how it feels when a killer can't be given the death penalty.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : What's your favorite form of torture, Mr. Banks?
Brent Allen Banks : Excuse me?
Detective Elliot Stabler : A lot of people like to practice sadomasochism. What is it you like to do?
Brent Allen Banks : I'm not into S&M.
Detective Dani Beck : We all know that's not true. Maryellen Seaver has the scars to prove it. Remember her? The girl you raped and tortured 13 years ago?
Detective Elliot Stabler : Well, Mr. Banks served his time for that. It was seven years in prison, wasn't it?
Brent Allen Banks : I was wrongly convicted. We had consensual sex.
Detective Dani Beck : Consensual?
Brent Allen Banks : Yeah, that's right.
Detective Dani Beck : Maryellen had so many bite marks on her body, doctors couldn't count them all.
Brent Allen Banks : Well, one man's bite is another man's hickey.
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Detective Dani Beck : Here's one: Man in George W. Bush mask drags woman into alleyway, sodomizes her on Halloween night.
Detective Elliot Stabler : At least we assume it was a mask; we never did catch that guy.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Dani] Just so you know, everybody loses it their first kid case.
Detective Dani Beck : I'll get used to it.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Well, when that happens, transfer out.