- Robert 'Rob' Hawkins: Who is your dad?
- Samuel Hawkins: You.
- Robert 'Rob' Hawkins: Who loves you more than anything in the world?
- Samuel Hawkins: You?
- Robert 'Rob' Hawkins: And Sam, who is always gonna take care of you?
- Samuel Hawkins: Mommy.
- Eric Green: I'm telling you it's got to be the Midwest with the skyline I'm thinking Cincinnati.
- [talking about the video on the TV at the bar]
- Jake Green: I wish we could read the license plates.
- Eric Green: Well let's make Cincinnati a question mark.
- Dale Turner: Why are you such a jerk when you're with your friends?
- Lisa Whalley: Did I interrupt a lovers' spat?
- Skylar Stevens: Stop it Lisa!
- Lisa Whalley: You know what, I'm gonna go home. I only came here because you begged me to.
- Skylar Stevens: Just... go home.
- Dale Turner: That's a dollar 69.
- Allison Hawkins: Ok.
- Dale Turner: I got the last bag of corn chips.
- Skylar Stevens: I'll give you $20 for them!
- Stanley Richmond: I couldn't find an empty pesticide container so I though this water tank might do.
- Heather Lisinski: No no no, we can't use steel, there is to much risk of static. One spark and the whole thing could blow sky high.
- Jake Green: We don't have time to look for something else!
- Heather Lisinski: We can't, well, who's gonna fill it?
- Johnston Green: Right now, hire as many deputies as you can and use them to help get gas, the clinic's running low.