Green Acres (TV Series)
Send a Boy to College (1966)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Oliver Douglas : [Lisa wants Oliver to send Eb to college] Well it can be pretty expensive.
Lisa Douglas : How expensive? Mink coat expensive or sable coat expensive?
Oliver Douglas : Mink.
Lisa Douglas : Well then why don't we send Eb to college instead?
Oliver Douglas : Instead of what?
Lisa Douglas : You buying me a mink coat.
Oliver Douglas : I wasn't gonna buy you a mink coat.
Lisa Douglas : Well then you certainly can afford to send Eb to college.
Oliver Douglas : Lisa!
Lisa Douglas : Although... if I go to visit Eb in college, it wouldn't be nice if I would go without a mink coat.
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Oliver Douglas : To be a veterinarian, you've got to have a diploma.
Sam Drucker : Just like a doctor that treats people.
Lisa Douglas : Oh, well, people's doctor I can understand, because people go to the office and look at the diploma, but, but animals, never.
Sam Drucker : Well eh...
Oliver Douglas : Eh, eh, wait till you hear the next part of it.
Lisa Douglas : When Eb fixed up Alice, she didn't look for his diploma, and neither did Arnold when Eb saved him from the shiver-shake shim-shams.
Sam Drucker : Well eh...
Oliver Douglas : I don't think she's finished.
Lisa Douglas : Now if Eb needs a diploma, he should go to college so he can become a vegetarian.
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Oliver Douglas : Mr. Haney, how would you like me to dent your hip-flask?
[turns Haney around as if to kick him]