- Zack Martin: We didn't see that movie, right Cody?
- Cody Martin: It was Zack's idea.
- Zack Martin: Thanks man.
- Carey Martin: [finding Zack in the lobby, still sleepwalking] Zack, wake up.
- Mr. Moseby: You can't wake him up. I have tried everything.
- Carey Martin: Zack, I'm making chocolate chip pancakes.
- Zack Martin: Cool, I'll have twelve.
- [he looks around]
- Zack Martin: Hey, where am I? What am I doing in the lobby in my pajamas?
- [he looks at Cody wrapped up in bubble wrap]
- Zack Martin: Although, as silly outfits go, I come in second.
- Carey Martin: You were sleepwalking, trying to protect yourself from zombie moms.
- Zack Martin: Well, that's strange, because we didn't go to see that scary movie, did we, Cody?
- Cody Martin: It was Zack's idea!
- Zack Martin: Thanks, man.
- Mr. Moseby: [when he catches Zack moving the lobby furniture] A-HA! I caught you red-handed! OK mister, let's have a litle talk about this, shall we? Yes! You're the one who's putting all the furniture...
- [Zack continues]
- Mr. Moseby: Where are you going? Whoa, whoa... Listen up. I want you to listen to me young man. I don't want you putting any more furniture... What are you doing? Where were you when I moved out of my parents' place?
- Mr. Moseby: [while Zack is sleepwalking] Now Zack, stop it!
- Zack Martin: [in a monotone] Yes, stop zombies.
- Mr. Moseby: No, stop re-decorating!
- Zack Martin: Moseby's not a morning person.
- Cody Martin: Or afternoon.
- Carey Martin: I remember one evening at 9:12, he was kind of nice.
- Brandon: [to London] I have a coupon for this great place I know. Look, we can split a burger. It's 10 minutes by subway.
- London Tipton: I'm not taking the subway, I'm not splitting a burger and I'm not paying with a coupon, whatever that is! I wanna take my limo to Chez Robert and have the Duck a l'orange with truffles!
- Brandon: Yo, I don't think I have a coupon for that, though.
- London Tipton: I can't believe I got detention again.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: I can't believe you landed your helicopter on the front steps of the school. The downdraft turned Sister Dominick into an actual flying nun!
- Zack Martin: [while he's sleepwalking] Must stop zombies.
- Carey Martin: [to Cody] Did he just say zombie?
- Cody Martin: No! He said...
- [turns around]
- Cody Martin: dombie, mombie, combie, fombie...
- [turns back around to Carey]
- Cody Martin: I got nothing.