Diana Dors sings "Give Me The Simple Life", plays "Mad Libs" with Steve and audience.
Perez Prado & his Orchestra - perform "Patricia Pop" and a medley: "Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White" and "Mambo Jambo".
The Three Stooges with "Because of You", an operating room sketch.
Chuck McCann in a take-off on Arthur Godfrey (Steve as Arthur Birdseed), Nye as Oscar Levant, and McCann as Jackie Gleason.
Also: A parody of reality drama shows with a "real" family trying to play themselves in their haunted house (with Allen, Knotts, Nye, Poston, and Jane Dulo).
Steve makes up songs based on newspaper headlines.