How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Aldrin Justice (2006)
Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky
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Quotes
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Robin Scherbatsky : To Ted, the youngest architect ever to design a building over 70 stories... probably!
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Marshall Eriksen : My professor's like, the toughest grader I've ever seen. She had like a bad divorce this summer and now she's taking it out on us. To tell you the truth, I think she just needs to get laid.
Barney Stinson : [perking up] Really? Laid, you say?
Marshall Eriksen : You wouldn't be into her. She's, like, in her late 40s.
Barney Stinson : She hot?
Marshall Eriksen : Yeah, I guess she's kind of hot, yeah.
Barney Stinson : And she's looking for some action. Sounds to me like she could be a cougar.
Robin Scherbatsky : A what?
Barney Stinson : A cougar. An older woman, usually in her 40s or 50s, single and on the prowl for a younger man.
Ted Mosby : What's a woman in her 60s or 70s? A turtle?
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Robin Scherbatsky : Just for fun, Ted's been working on his own design. And it doesn't look at all like male genitalia.
[pauses briefly]
Robin Scherbatsky : At least, not healthy male genitalia.
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Robin Scherbatsky : [about Lily taking things from people who act mean] Yeah. It's her own personal form of justice. Did you tell him about that time at the Gap?
Lily Aldrin : Oh, that was a good one. This sales guy was rude to Robin, so I took a pair of khakis.
Robin Scherbatsky : [to Ted] I gave them to you for your birthday.
Ted Mosby : So I've been walking around in stolen khakis?
Lily Aldrin : I prefer to call them "justice khakis."
Ted Mosby : That's not justice. It's shoplifting, and it's a crime.
Lily Aldrin : So is being mean.