Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman (TV Series)
Episode #1.14 (1976)
Will Seltzer: Davey Jessup
Quotes
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Mary Hartman : [Davey has a pistol pressed against Mary's head] Is that a real gun, Davey? It's not real, is it? What is that, a little toy, little water cap pistol?
Davey : No, it's real.
Mary Hartman : Oh, it is real. Oh. See, I saw this skit on "The Howard Cosell Show" once. It was a hilarious skit. Tina Louise had a gun, and she took out her gun, and she pulled the trigger, and a sign came out that said "Bang!" Isn't that hilarious, Davey? Does yours have a sign, Davey? It does, doesn't it?
[Davey points pistol at ceiling and fires, plaster rains down on Mary's head]
Mary Hartman : It's real.