- Loretta Haggers: Thank you, I love you all, I really do! And right now I'd like to end this last show, which marks the end of my appearances here at the Capri Lounge at the lovely Rosemont Bowling Lanes, with an original composition that I wrote myself. It's a song that was inspired by the terrible tragedy that befell Mr. Buck Lombardi and his family and animals. It's called "Ridin' the Train to Heaven," and I sure hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed singing and writing it for you.
- Loretta Haggers: Y'know, Mary's been seeming kind of pekid lately, and I think I just stumbled on the truth of it. Mary Hartman ain't gettin' enough Vitamin L from her man Tom.
- Charlie Haggers: Vitamin L?
- Loretta Haggers: Vitamin Love. I think I oughtta write a song about that.
- Martha Shumway: Look! You must've lost thirty pounds since you bought these pants.
- Raymond Larkin: Works out to a pound a year. I bought them when Harry Truman was in the White House, spring of '46.
- Martha Shumway: Well, then no wonder you keep losing them! They're just too big for ya. I should take in the waist.
- Raymond Larkin: Best president we ever had. Never took no guff from nobody.
- Raymond Larkin: The only mishap I have is living past any reasonable man's threescore and ten.
- [looks heavenward]
- Raymond Larkin: You want me, Grace?
- Martha Shumway: Long life is a blessing, you know that, Pa.
- Raymond Larkin: For who? For hearing aid companies and denture manufacturers, that's for who. Another man who wouldn't take any guff was Harold Ickes.