Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Empty Planet (2006)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Derek Morgan : You are the light of my life, sweet lady.

  Penelope Garcia : Je suis toujours ici pour toi, mon cher.

  Derek Morgan : Drives me crazy when you talk this "voulez-choucher" to me! Stop it!

• Penelope Garcia : Networks say the calls came from a restricted number. Two have given limited permission to trap and trace the lines if we should need to.

  Aaron Hotchner : You got a news organization to agree to a trap and trace?

  Penelope Garcia : Who could say no to me?

• Derek Morgan : Hey, doll face. Ready to work some magic for me?

  Penelope Garcia : Challenge me, you beautiful behavioral analyst.

  Derek Morgan : Domestic terrorist activity in the Seattle area.

  Penelope Garcia : Ugh. Morgan, I said challenge me. Doesn't even raise my blood pressure. Pacific Northwest is, like, ripe with the disgruntled. You have animal rights, zoning laws...

  Derek Morgan : Specifically anti-technology?

  Penelope Garcia : Ah, yes. My loony opposites.