- Mike Logan: Firefighters, cops, we're all on the same side pretty much.
- Danny Ross: Logan, somebody tells me you're gay, I don't care. But the NYPD is not the FDNY.
- Megan Wheeler: Men are lazy. Even if there's a good meal across town, they'll usually just reach for the nearest doughnut.
- Mike Logan: [after Mike ends up in the hospital after the brawl at the firehouse]
- [to Wheeler]
- Mike Logan: Hand me my pants, will you?
- Megan Wheeler: Logan, I'm really sorry that...
- Mike Logan: Wheeler, two things that I don't need right now: another fight or an apology.