Alvin & the Chipmunks (TV Series)

Teevee or Not Teevee/A Rash of Babies (1986)

Ross Bagdasarian Jr.: David 'Dave' Seville, Alvin Seville, Simon Seville

Quotes 

• Female Reporter : Is it true your movie will star Sylvester Stallone?

  Alvin Seville : Sly will be my co-star.

  David 'Dave' Seville : [angry]  ALVIN.

  Female Reporter : And The Rolling Stones will definitely be an opening act for your world tour?

  Alvin Seville : Only if we don't decide to use Springsteen.

  David 'Dave' Seville : [angrier]  ALVIN.

  Male Reporter : When will you take over officially as Johnny Letterman's permanent co-host?

  Simon Seville , Theodore Seville : What?

  David 'Dave' Seville : [very angry]  ALVIN!

• Alvin Seville : [excited]  I want lights, smoke bombs, I want a GIANT keyboard to lower me down to the stage. I want...

  Johnny Letterman Stagehand : Hey, why don't you relax, kid. Your only gonna be on TV for a minute.

• Johnny Letterman : And now, I'd like to announce my special guest for tomorrow night's show. The hottest rock and rollers in the country, Alvin and the Chipmunks.

  David 'Dave' Seville : [watching on TV]  What did he say?

  Alvin Seville : He *said*, we're gonna be on his show tomorrow night.

  David 'Dave' Seville : Alvin, how did you ever get a booking on the Johnny Letterman Show?

  Alvin Seville : Oh, Johnny and I are like

  [crosses his fingers] 

  Alvin Seville : *this*, Dave.

  David 'Dave' Seville : Since when?

  Theodore Seville : Since Alvin's been calling him everyday.

  Simon Seville : For a month.

  David 'Dave' Seville : You called Johnny Letterman everyday for a MONTH?

  Alvin Seville : Well, I never called on weekends.