- Female Reporter: Is it true your movie will star Sylvester Stallone?
- Alvin Seville: Sly will be my co-star.
- David 'Dave' Seville: [angry] ALVIN.
- Female Reporter: And The Rolling Stones will definitely be an opening act for your world tour?
- Alvin Seville: Only if we don't decide to use Springsteen.
- David 'Dave' Seville: [angrier] ALVIN.
- Male Reporter: When will you take over officially as Johnny Letterman's permanent co-host?
- Simon Seville, Theodore Seville: What?
- David 'Dave' Seville: [very angry] ALVIN!
- Alvin Seville: [excited] I want lights, smoke bombs, I want a GIANT keyboard to lower me down to the stage. I want...
- Johnny Letterman Stagehand: Hey, why don't you relax, kid. Your only gonna be on TV for a minute.
- Johnny Letterman: And now, I'd like to announce my special guest for tomorrow night's show. The hottest rock and rollers in the country, Alvin and the Chipmunks.
- David 'Dave' Seville: [watching on TV] What did he say?
- Alvin Seville: He *said*, we're gonna be on his show tomorrow night.
- David 'Dave' Seville: Alvin, how did you ever get a booking on the Johnny Letterman Show?
- Alvin Seville: Oh, Johnny and I are like
- [crosses his fingers]
- Alvin Seville: *this*, Dave.
- David 'Dave' Seville: Since when?
- Theodore Seville: Since Alvin's been calling him everyday.
- Simon Seville: For a month.
- David 'Dave' Seville: You called Johnny Letterman everyday for a MONTH?
- Alvin Seville: Well, I never called on weekends.