- Arsène Lupin III: Uh, Goemon?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: You need to remain calm.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: All right, you guys calm down. I'LL freak out!
- [runs away]
- Daisuke Jigen: Something's not right.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: It just isn't like him.
- Daisuke Jigen: I know it's been two days now without even a word, and usually the problem is you can't shut him up.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: It is Lupin we're talking about, so presumably he found a woman he just can't resist.
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah, let's hope so.
- [looks out the window and sees Zenigata spying on them]
- Daisuke Jigen: But even Pops has lost track of him, ya know, and he's been watching us like a one-eyed cat at a damn fish market. Ehh! It's starting to get to me!
- [Zenigata has had an officer glue Lupin's car to the ground]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I call that my "Sticky Rice Takedown"! You're under arrest.
- [Lupin casually rests his head in his hand, smiling coyly]
- Arsène Lupin III: M-hm. Impressive work there, Pops. But sorry, not quite good enough.
- [He shifts the gear, then parts of the car fall away one by one. Lupin discards the steering wheel and pulls out another, revealing a little go-kart beneath the driver's seat which he drives away on]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Bet you haven't even tried the most obvious thing.
- [He reaches for the doorknob]
- Arsène Lupin III: No! Hold it, Pops! Wait!
- [Zenigata turns the doorknob and starts to sink into the floor]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Help me! Please!
- Daisuke Jigen: What the hell's going on here, Lupin?
- Arsène Lupin III: Unfortunately, this kind of thing happens all the time around here. She's like some kind of evil witch.
- Daisuke Jigen: [lifting Zenigata out] That's just great. Either of you guys wanna lend a hand?
- Arsène Lupin III: That crazy lady's gonna turn us all into wax figures. Even Fujiko. They got her upstairs, locked up.
- [His eyes fill with tears]
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, don't! Come on! Get a hold of yourself.