- Harry Morton: Gracie, have you seen my wife?
- Gracie Allen: Well, that's a silly question. I see her every day - she lives next door!
- Harry Morton: Gracie, will you tell Blanche to come home and fix my eggs?
- Gracie Allen: Yeah, well, I'll tell her but it won't pay to fix them. Once they're broken, it's cheaper to buy new ones.
- Gracie Allen: [on telephone] Hello, information? Tell me, if a girl marries a sailor, where's a nice place for them to go on their honeymoon?
- Mrs. Nelson: Oh, because of you, Carol and her husband will be happy for the rest of their lives!
- Gracie Allen: Well, I just hope they live that long so they can enjoy it!