- Twitch Williams: [to Sam] Sir, I don't think the CSU is going to appreciate you sprinkling donut crumbs onto the deceased.
- Jason Wynn: Calm down, Tony. Just tell me what went wrong.
- Tony Twist: What went wrong is somebody took three of my best guys and threw them into what must have been a walk-in woodchipper.
- [Wynn smiles]
- Tony Twist: This was supposed to be a simple gig, Wynn! What the hell are you tryin' to pull on me, huh? I mean we're talkin' about my best gig men gettin' mercilessly whacked over here.
- [breaks a glass startling his two call girls]
- Tony Twist: Now how am I supposed to deal with this?
- Jason Wynn: They were ambushed, snipered, what?
- Tony Twist: They're now wearing their goddamn heads on backwards is what I'm saying. Their bones got pretzeled by somebody who knows how to do it right.
- Jason Wynn: I see.
- Tony Twist: Yeah, I see too. I see you asking me to do you a favor and suddenly my cleaning crew gets taken out by some asshole who thinks he's the Terminator.
- Jason Wynn: I'm sensing an accusation here, Tony?
- Tony Twist: All I'm saying is... this smells like the work of a goddamn government trained assassin! And that just happens to be your stock and trade.
- Jason Wynn: It wasn't any of mine. And if I were you, I'd be very careful about the next time I made such strong implications without the facts.
- Jason Wynn: So, what about the journalists?
- Tony Twist: Their tomorrow's a bitch.
- [Wynn smiles]
- Jason Wynn: Good.
- Tony Twist: Yeah, for you. This shit's cost me big time.
- Jason Wynn: You'll be amply compensated for your loss. Let me know what you find out about this mystery assassin.
- Tony Twist: I'll send you his liver, and maybe a couple of fingers.
- [as he hangs up the phone it cuts to a closeup of his hand which is missing a finger]
- Sam Burke: Twitch?
- Twitch Williams: Sir.
- Sam Burke: Find me a connection between all these toe-tags, but first, find me somethin' with chocolate sprinkles.
- Twitch Williams: Two dozen, sir?
- Sam Burke: Half that, you know I'm on a diet.
- [first lines]
- Cogliostro: 400 years have passed. Once again, it is time for a new warrior to emerge from the darkness.
- Clown: [after Spawn defeated some corrupt cops] That's it, Spawn, let yourself go. Get pissed. Do some damage. Don't take shit from nobody. And, oh yeah, the big boy downstairs.
- [picks up a rat]
- Clown: 'Cause this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a lot of blood and torn flesh and broken bones.
- [kills rat]
- Clown: And I just love it.
- [kisses dead rat and tosses it over his shoulder, walks away laughing]
- Self - Host: What would you do if, at the moment of death, a voice from the darkness offered you the chance to live again? Have your answer? There's no time to think about it, you're a heartbeat away from flatlining. Quick, what's the answer? I'm Todd McFarlane, and I created "Spawn." I hope you'll consider the question I just posed, because a man named Al Simmons didn't. When the question got popped on him, he signed like some stupid rookie in blood. See, Al had qualities he didn't even know he had, a special kind of wiring, that Malebolgia, the devil, looks for. When he said "yes" to that voice,
- [snaps his fingers]
- Self - Host: he signed on for a whole lot more than he bargained for. So before you find yourself in a similar situation, and a voice calls to you in the darkness, think of Al, or as you may see, you'll have all eternity to think about your mistake, too. And now "Spawn," so turn off your lights.