Les Lye: El Capitano, Lance Prevort, Barth Baggs, Ross Ewich, Mr. Schidtler, Announcer, Blip, Librarian, Peter Cockroach

Quotes 

• Blip : Hold it! No food allowed in this arcade.

  Alasdair Gillis : Well, don't worry, Blip. This isn't food. It's a Barf Burger.

  Blip : No pets, either.

  Barth Baggs : [at one of the machines]  Dyah, I heard that!

• Announcer : The Pillsbury Doughboy Serves Six will not be seen at this time. In its place we may present the following special program.

• Christine McGlade : In fact, did you know that Barf is one of the most sought-after chefs in the entire country?

  Corey Fraser : Barf? You've got to be kidding.

  Christine McGlade : Oh, no. He's wanted in seventeen states - for food poisoning.

  Barth Baggs : Dyah, I heard that!

• Christine McGlade : For instance, what's your favorite dish, Ross?

  Ross Ewich : Favorite dish? Um... Suzanne Somers?

• Announcer : You Can't Do That On Television has been a Warmer Brothers Cuisinarts Production.

• Lisa Ruddy : Well, Dad, how do you like my pancakes?

  Lance Prevort : Ah, well, Lisa, as a matter of fact, they are a little crunchy.

  Lisa Ruddy : Oh.

  Lance Prevort : How come?

  Lisa Ruddy : Well, I put popcorn in them so they'd flip over by themselves.