NCIS (TV Series)
Twisted Sister (2006)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : If you always do what you've always done, then you'll always get what you always got.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [taking a cheerleader into custody] You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to do splits. You have the right to wear short skirts.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [reading from McGee's book] "Lisa's eyes reminded him of emeralds..."
Officer Ziva David : [touched] Oh...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "... flawed only by the icicles in her heart."
Officer Ziva David : [grabs the book] He's dead!
[reading]
Officer Ziva David : "In the field, Agent Tommy is a dogged pursuer of dirtbags!"
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah.
Officer Ziva David : [slight chuckle] ... and any skirt over the age of 18."
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Sarah McGee] Your brother's dead!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I need some advice.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : And you came to me?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well it was either you or Gibbs, and his track record with women sucks.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McTimex's brain is hard-wired for punctuality and sadly for scaring away potential mates.