Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (2006)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
Quotes
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Naomi : [the doorbell rings. Alan opens the front door and sees a pregnant woman standing there] Hi. Yeah, I think I have the wrong address.
Alan Harper : Oh, you have the right address.
[loudly]
Alan Harper : Charlie, it's for you!
Charlie Harper : Who is it?
Alan Harper : Karma.
Charlie Harper : What?
Alan Harper : Your chickens have come home to roost.
Charlie Harper : Karma? Chicken? Alan, what the hell are you talking about?
[sees Naomi]
Charlie Harper : Ewww...
[yelling to the back room]
Charlie Harper : Charlie, it's for you!
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Alan Harper : [notices Jake after confessing his fetish to Charlie] How long have you been standing there?
Jake Harper : Long enough to get very confused. So, we have hot dogs, right?